Well, today a thing happened. I came over here to check something, and realised that that unless meme revised Cabin Fever without telling me (he co-writer), and logged into a site she no longer has access too and became obsessed with keto foods and maternity pillows, then we’ve been hacked.
So I checked Carla’s work. Her work I know well. And it’s short. And it appears that she’s fucking obsessed with maternity pillows. Which is weird, because she’s as child-free as I am.
So I checked A Christmas Carol, one of my shorter fics. And guess what? I TOO AM FUCKING OBSESSED WITH KETO AND MATERNITY PILLOWS.
We have been hacked. DO NOT FOLLOW ANY LINKS SUGGESTING NEW DIETS OR PURCHASES. THEY ARE FROM HACKERS AND ARE OF A VERY DUBIOUS NATURE.
So, I downloaded a load of plugins to help, and one was very vigorous – or I could have been panic-clicking. Maybe both of these things are true. Anyway, half my database has vanished. So I’m basically fucked.
At this point, I’m actually considering just yeeting my entire site into outer space and starting from scratch. (Don’t worry, I have backups.) So, please be patient while I sort the site out. And seriously, don’t click keto/pillow links. You’ve been warned.
Edit: Sorted. I think. Let me know if you find any errant links.